Services We Don't Provide

We don’t do dishes, laundry, wash cars, clean windows or roof repair. Just so that we cover all the bases, we also don’t do yard mowing or trimming and would not be very good at painting either. However we do provide doggie poo waste removal and are pretty good at it! Just wanted you to know. Oh, and so that we are on the same page, here are a few notes to consider:

• If your gate is locked, we will not jump over your fence to scoop, leap tall buildings or fly faster than a train

• If your dog is out and appears to be aggressive, we will not enter your yard – If we do see that your pet is aggressive, “we’re out of there”

• Our services provide you with more free time

• If your grass is tall or covered with leaves, the clean up may not be perfect – especially if we cannot see the waste

• We will not pick-up other trash, trim or plant flowers; we just pick-up poo

• If your dog decides to digs out under the fence on a day we have provided service, it’s not like we suggested it to him, so we cannot be responsible, if you get my drift